It’s already February. The groundhog has emerged. The Chinese had their new year.  Superbowl Sunday is around the corner and you’ve just realized that Valentine’s Day is 12 days away. No gift? No valentine? No plan? Don’t lose heart. We’ve got the cure for all your Valentine’s Day woes.

No gift? Get the Color Cloud Double Hammock

We all know that the heart-shaped box of chocolates is mostly filled with the coconut ones no one likes, and while a dozen long-stemmed roses are nice, they’ll cost a fortune and wither by Wednesday.

This year, show the one you love that your favorite thing in the world is to hang out with them. Nothing says this better then the hammock built for two. We think our Hot Tamale is perfect for Valentine’s, but we’ve got lots more combos as unique as your sweetheart. Go on, cuddle in a cloud. It’s Valentine’s Day after all.

Click here to buy the perfect Cloud…

No Valentine? Try our Color Cloud Pickup Lines

If your problem isn’t finding the perfect gift, but rather finding the perfect Knight in shining armor or Valentine angel to float in your Cloud, we think we can help there too.

One thing we’ve learned from all our floating is that no one can resist hot or handsome in a hammock. In fact, our Color Cloud Cupids have been working on some special pickup lines guaranteed to sweep someone off their feet and right into your hammock. Here’s a few of our favorites:

  • We really should hang out some time.
  • You must be an angel, because you look like you belong in a cloud.
  • My future is cloudy, but the sun came out when I saw you.
  • If you hang around long enough, I may get attached to you.
  • Wow, you look amazing in that color, but you’d look even more amazing in my Color Cloud.

Watch for more Color Cloud pickup lines this week on Facebook and Twitter, and submit your own to win a free set of “Love Notes” for your Color Cloud pocket.

(NOTE: if you do find a knight, please ensure he removes his sword and other sharp armor objects for safe hammocking)

No plan? Get your order in today.

Well, we can only help out so much since we’re a hammock company and not a dating service. But we guarantee this: We can deliver the sky to you for Valentine’s Day if you get your order to us by Feb 9*. It will be love at first float. We promise.

Wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day. And if all else fails, we’ll be launching our Single Hammock in the Spring. 😉

*In-stock clouds only.